As midnight approaches, a nervous recruit prepares for what sounds like the most dangerous assignment of his life. His comrades are standing by, supplies are running low, and an approaching onslaught threatens to overwhelm their defenses. With courage, determination, and a healthy dose of fear, he braces himself for the moment the doors open. But nothing is quite what it seems in Battle Stations, a fast-paced comic monologue that turns the language of warfare into an unexpectedly hilarious commentary on the modern holiday shopping frenzy.