When the Farmer's Almanac predicts snow in a small Southern town, the local grocery stores erupt into chaos as shoppers scramble for milk, toilet paper, batteries, and other necessities. One outspoken woman watches the madness with disbelief, convinced that everyone around her has completely lost their minds. But when she spots the last gallon of milk, she discovers that even the most sensible person can get caught up in a little snow-day hysteria. The Farmer's Almanac is a humorous one-character monologue about small-town life, human nature, and the wonderfully irrational things people do when winter weather threatens.